January 2012
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Jan 12th
“Genius is not having enough talent to do it the way it has been done before.”
– James Broughton
Jan 12th
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September 2011
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“Vowels are the inarticulate sounds our hearts make. Consonants give them...”
–  “Maria Callas”, Master Class by Terrence McNally
Sep 26th
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July 2011
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June 2011
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May 2011
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April 2011
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March 2011
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Mar 22nd
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Mar 10th
Mar 10th
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Facebook Free: Day 1
Mentioned quitting facebook to a few people, half of whom seemed seriously concerned about my well-being. PEOPLE: Not wanting 24/7 access to an ex’s photos from their trip to SomeAwesomePlaceICantAffordToGo is NOT a sign of depression. In fact, I feel noticeably more cheerful having spent a single day away from this Kabbalah of Humblebrags. Being a part of Facebook is like getting a family...
Mar 7th
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“A “cunt” is a large lamp. Example: The “cunt” switched...”
–  Dogtooth, easily the best movie of the year and playing this weekend at Metro Cinema. I’m definitely going back for seconds. Possibly thirds.
Mar 7th
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Mar 2nd
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Mar 2nd
February 2011
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Feb 12th
Feb 12th
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Dear Canada, Please stop making movies. Immediately. Thanks, Leif
Feb 5th
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Feb 5th
January 2011
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An article about ME! →
Jan 19th
Jan 17th
“I’m only telling you because, once, when I was in junior high, during a football...”
– Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, “A Shore Thing”
Jan 16th
December 2010
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Dec 5th
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Dec 3rd
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Dec 1st
November 2010
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"Finally, a ShakeWeight™ for ME!" →
Nov 23rd
October 2010
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Oct 18th
SOMETIMES CRYING?!?
Wikipedia should be everyone’s source for the birds and the bees. From their entry on Lesbian Sex Practices: Sex with a woman includes: touching, kissing, smiling, looking serious, embracing, talking, digital intercourse, caressing, looking, cunnilingus, undressing, remembering later, making sounds, sometimes gently biting, sometimes crying, and breathing and sighing together. BEST....
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September 2010
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July 2010
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Jul 28th
Patrick Stewart in "Sexy Cakes" →
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June 2010
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May 2010
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May 22nd
Listenlebeauclan: In memory of Ronnie James Dio, RIP.
May 17th
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“Are you based on the novel “Push” by Sapphire? Because you’re...”
– My newest pickup line
May 8th