January 2012
2 posts
Genius is not having enough talent to do it the way it has been done before.
– James Broughton
September 2011
1 post
Vowels are the inarticulate sounds our hearts make. Consonants give them...
– “Maria Callas”, Master Class by Terrence McNally
July 2011
4 posts
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June 2011
1 post
May 2011
2 posts
April 2011
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March 2011
7 posts
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Facebook Free: Day 1
Mentioned quitting facebook to a few people, half of whom seemed seriously concerned about my well-being. PEOPLE: Not wanting 24/7 access to an ex’s photos from their trip to SomeAwesomePlaceICantAffordToGo is NOT a sign of depression. In fact, I feel noticeably more cheerful having spent a single day away from this Kabbalah of Humblebrags. Being a part of Facebook is like getting a family...
A “cunt” is a large lamp. Example: The “cunt” switched...
– Dogtooth, easily the best movie of the year and playing this weekend at Metro Cinema. I’m definitely going back for seconds. Possibly thirds.
February 2011
4 posts
4 tags
Dear Canada,
Please stop making movies. Immediately.
Thanks,
Leif
2 tags
January 2011
3 posts
An article about ME! →
I’m only telling you because, once, when I was in junior high, during a football...
– Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, “A Shore Thing”
December 2010
2 posts
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November 2010
3 posts
"Finally, a ShakeWeight™ for ME!" →
October 2010
3 posts
SOMETIMES CRYING?!?
Wikipedia should be everyone’s source for the birds and the bees. From their entry on Lesbian Sex Practices:
Sex with a woman includes: touching, kissing, smiling, looking serious, embracing, talking, digital intercourse, caressing, looking, cunnilingus, undressing, remembering later, making sounds, sometimes gently biting, sometimes crying, and breathing and sighing together.
BEST....
September 2010
3 posts
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August 2010
5 posts
July 2010
3 posts
Patrick Stewart in "Sexy Cakes" →
June 2010
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May 2010
11 posts
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Are you based on the novel “Push” by Sapphire? Because you’re...
– My newest pickup line