SOMETIMES CRYING?!?
Wikipedia should be everyone’s source for the birds and the bees. From their entry on Lesbian Sex Practices:
Sex with a woman includes: touching, kissing, smiling, looking serious, embracing, talking, digital intercourse, caressing, looking, cunnilingus, undressing, remembering later, making sounds, sometimes gently biting, sometimes crying, and breathing and sighing together.
BEST. DESCRIPTION. EVER.
FUN FACT: If you remove ‘digital intercourse’ and ‘cunnilingus’, this could easily double as a list of ‘things one does in kindergarten’.
FUNNER FACT: That joke would work even better if they hadn’t forgotten ‘scissoring’.
