Bouree!

Can you bouree-ve it?
THIS was the original Hamburgler. Very creepy, but that’s how it SHOULD be. Just because you slap a cherubic smile on his face does not change the fact the he has chosen to live his life OUTSIDE THE LAW. The man is a fucking criminal and should be regarded as such. Yes, it’s true that the hamburgler cutely giggles and dances around while committing his crimes, but you know who else did that? The Joker. The next wave of Mickey Dees commercials deserve to get the Nolan treatment. Based on this image, Richard Belzer would be the obvious casting choice.

THIS was the original Hamburgler. Very creepy, but that’s how it SHOULD be. Just because you slap a cherubic smile on his face does not change the fact the he has chosen to live his life OUTSIDE THE LAW. The man is a fucking criminal and should be regarded as such. Yes, it’s true that the hamburgler cutely giggles and dances around while committing his crimes, but you know who else did that? The Joker. The next wave of Mickey Dees commercials deserve to get the Nolan treatment. Based on this image, Richard Belzer would be the obvious casting choice.

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